Dungeons & Lesbians

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[UPDATED TO 1.1 GET THE NEW ONE THE OLD ONE IS B A D] Have too much money? Ever wanted to spend exactly 4 bucks for a 30~min( x4 )  illusion of having both love and friendship?? Ever wanted to be a LESBIAN with NO DISCERNABLE EYES seducing her/their GAY BEST FRIENDS??? You've come to the perfect place!! For just FOUR BUCKS you can enjoy: Seducing your best friends(x3), gaily. (gay-ly)Seducing 1 (one) D&D commoner without a faceSeducing a skeleton, but platonicallyRomantic Cryptid HuntingRomantic Watching-Your-Date-Be-Really-Really-DumbRomantic Thievery, except it's Yu-Gi-Oh cards,  winning (stealing) them from crying seven-year-olds with your date.Getting Ding-Dong-Blocked by your Date's twinFailureNot Suffering From Existential Crisis (Wow!)Partake in Redecorating Your Friends' New House by Hiding All Her Toilet PaperAbility to say 'Wack'Fight ProzacImplied touching of Dwayne 'The Rock' JohnsonCriticise your friend's pantsMilk babies(?)DANK GUITARJimothyPaying $4 for something not worth $4Regret for aforementioned activityRegret in General Wow!!! So many experiences!!! Buy now to get a free (imaginary) steak knife! Or don't, and taste our angry tears in all your food for the next 10 years! The choice is yours! Production by FrankleWinkle in 5 days (Like, made in 5 days. Our name is FrankleWinkle.) Find us at: noeybodys.tumblr.com emoqueee.tumblr.com [if you've like, money problems and really can't afford the game or whatever even tho u wanna play it (for whatever reason) just email/message us or sth my dude]

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